A Collection of WTF (Well That's Fantastic) Stories and Comix
Okay, so as you may know, I write lots of stories, poems, rants, etc. When you read it, you get a finished product, free of typos {hopefully} and vaguely interesting. But, there is a crap ton of problems that all writers have to face when producing a piece of fine and exquisite literature *very snobby…
Once upon a time, there were Three Grumpy Grumbling Grouches. Every day they would wander town and attend to their usual Grumpy Grumbling Grouch business. One day, a knight came to town. Upon meeting the oldest Grumpy Grumbling Grouch, he got so pissed off, the knight chopped the Grumpy Grumbling Grouch’s head off. The next…
Ramsford the Special Boy walked the streets. He walked where ever he wanted. Ramsford the Special Boy paid a visit to The Blue Boy. The Blue Boy said, “I am sad, because I am The Blue Boy. I am a sad boy.” In response, Ramsford the Special Boy said, “j&2m,9f;1Q6]H7k./0!” “WOW! WOWOWOW!” The Blue Boy…
In the little town that I live in, there’s always been this sign in front of the ice cream store that I work in. It depicts a face grinning stupidly wide, and has a caption stating, “SMILE!” When I was little, I thought nothing of it, just another sign promoting adult propaganda. As I grew…
Beauty is gold, According to him, He who sits in the high chair. Crimson is bad, Blood is sad, According to he Who sits in the high chair. In the night, What a sight, Beauty flowing from the fight. It is our fear, That keeps us here. Always hiding for the sake of our dear.…