{Begins in a plain white room. 1 & 2 are stationed in the front. 3, 4, & 5 all are lined up behind 1 & 2}
1: Hi.
2: Hi.
3: {Begins to crazily run around behind 1 & 2}
1: The weather’s nice.
2: Indeed.
3: {Still running}
1: I read a nice book the other day.
2: Sounds interesting. What was it about?
1: I don’t remember.
2: Okay.
4: {Begins to crazily dance behind 1 & 2}
1: Want to hear a joke?
2: No.
1: Joke.
2: Ha.
5: {Begins to silently scream behind 1 & 2}
2: HA.
2: HAHA.
2: HAHAHA!
{Everyone drops to the ground}
The End.