A Collection of WTF (Well That's Fantastic) Stories and Comix
**This poem is better when preformed by ME, but you can read it here anyways** Tick tock tick. Time is inching. Time is crawling. Time is slowly moving forward. Never back, never up, never down. Always moving towards the end. Tick tock tick. He is walking. Down the sidewalk. Always moving, never stopping. Moving forward,…
Bobby was a little boy who lived in a little neighborhood. The neighborhood wasn’t very nice, and neither was their house. That’s because Bobby’s father left when he was just a baby. Bobby was lonely, as he only had his mother to keep him company, and she was always out working so Bobby could eat…
In this world, there are many imperfections. There are things we can’t fix, and that’s the reality of our world. Life is supposed to be happy, but how can it be so, when there is so much suffering? My little brother, was born to die. He has a one of a kind terminal disease, and…
Once there was a boy whose name we can not name. He was a thirsty boy, and he loved to drink. He would drink anything, from water to beer. One day, he saw a little mouse. As usual, he was thirsty, but there wasn’t any sort of drink near, so he scooped up the little…
For his entire life, the boy was sad. He was a good student and he got all A’s, but he was sad. One day, he met a fellow who had a curious look and offered the boy a pill of white, white as snow. The boy was curious and said yes. Gulping down the pill,…
In my dream, I was in a room. The room had walls of gray and lights of blue. In the middle, there was a boy and a girl facing each other. In between them there was a pedestal. On it there was a gray cat. When the boy looked, he saw a black cat. When…
Why are there pink foxes? I’m looking out the window of the plane. There are pink foxes swirling in the sky, leaving sparkly trails of pink glitter. Why? I think I might be hallucinating. You know, I probably am hallucinating. But, amidst this confusion, I find these pink foxes quite relaxing. Wait, what are they…
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Ravenswood, there was a little town named Lemmington. All the people there were friendly and kind. They fed and took care of any strangers that passed through the town. One day, a family was passing through and needed a place to stay, so of course, the people…
1 On main street there is a restaurant. Inside that restaurant lives a salad bar. The restaurant is always full, but people always avoid the salad bar. Is it because of what it contains? Is it because of how it looks? Why? On main street there is a man. He lives in a house. The…